Momo Ayase

Here's what I put: Write a script about Momo Ayase from DanDaDan at a speech when her friend, Ken Takakura (aka Orakun as Momo calls him) accidentally says something offensive about the Psychonauts and then gets a bunch of chairs abruptly thrown at him and Angel Dust being thrown at him out of nowhere then gets jumpscared Freddy Fazbear idk

Scene: A large auditorium.

Momo Ayase stands on a stage in front of a microphone, a banner behind her reading "Youth Empowerment Initiative" in bold letters. The crowd applauds as she prepares to give her speech. Ken Takakura (Orakun) stands awkwardly to the side, holding a stack of papers and looking mildly out of place.

Momo Ayase:(adjusting the mic)"Thank you all for coming today. It’s an honor to speak about the power of youth and how we can shape the future together."

(The audience cheers politely. Momo glances at Orakun, who’s fidgeting nervously.)

Momo Ayase:(lowering her voice)"Orakun, stop squirming. You’re making me look bad."

Ken Takakura (Orakun):(whispering)"Sorry! I’m just… not used to crowds this big."

(Momo sighs and continues her speech.)

Momo Ayase:"Today, we’re here to talk about breaking boundaries and embracing—"

(Ken interrupts, mumbling into his mic.)

Ken Takakura:(absentmindedly)"Speaking of boundaries, I still don’t get what the big deal is with those… uh, what are they called? Psychonauts? Like, how hard is it to mess with people’s heads, anyway?"

(The room goes silent. Momo freezes mid-sentence. Somewhere in the audience, someone gasps dramatically.)

Momo Ayase:(slowly turning to him, horrified)"Orakun… what did you just say?"

(Before he can respond, the audience erupts in chaos. Chairs fly from seemingly nowhere, pelting Orakun one after another. He tries to dodge but fails spectacularly.)

Ken Takakura:(panicking)"Wait! I didn’t mean it like that! I was just—OW! STOP THROWING CHAIRS!"

(As if on cue, a high-pitched laugh echoes from above. Angel Dust swings down from the ceiling like Spider-Man, striking a dramatic pose as he lands on Orakun.)

Angel Dust:(grinning mischievously)"Did someone say chaos? Oh, honey, you just called for the main attraction!"

(Angel Dust grabs a chair mid-air and smacks it over Orakun’s head like a wrestling move. Orakun crumples to the floor in a daze.)

Momo Ayase:(shouting, throwing her hands in the air)"What is even happening right now?!"

(Before anyone can answer, the lights flicker ominously. The room grows quiet as a low, robotic laugh fills the air. Suddenly, Freddy Fazbear leaps out from the shadows, screeching.)

Freddy Fazbear:(jump-scare scream)"AAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

(Ken, still on the floor, screams like a child and tries to crawl away as Freddy looms over him. Angel Dust bursts out laughing, doubling over.)

Angel Dust:(wiping a tear from his eye)"Oh, this is the best thing I’ve seen all week!"

(Momo, now completely done with the situation, grabs the mic stand like a baseball bat and swings it at Freddy, sending him flying into the audience. The crowd cheers wildly, mistaking it for part of the event.)

Momo Ayase:(yelling)"Everybody, OUT! The speech is over!"

(The audience starts to leave, laughing and clapping, thinking it was all an elaborate performance. Momo grabs Orakun by the collar, dragging him offstage.)

Ken Takakura:(groaning, holding his head)"Why does this always happen to me…?"

Momo Ayase:(fuming)"Because you never think before you speak, that’s why!"

(Angel Dust casually follows them, still laughing, while Freddy Fazbear’s lifeless body twitches in the background.)

*Fade out with Momo muttering angrily, Orakun whining, and Angel Dust giggling like a maniac.